Terima kasih abang tiri untuk pancutan mani besar itu sebelum temu duga kerja saya

Hey brother, I've got an interview now, I've got to leave really soon and I'm just feeling a little bit nervous.

Okay, what do you want me to do about it?

Well, you're usually good with these kind of things, so I was thinking you could help me prepare or get me a little bit more relaxed so I come off more natural in my interview.

Well, you know, I mean, look, fucking is always a good thing, that gets people relaxed, but I mean, I don't know if that's something you want to do or maybe you do want to do that.

I mean...